I'm Sure Glad This Isn't My Home

The Pitcher Has Got Only A Ball. I've Got A Bat. So The Percentage In Weapons Is In My Favor And I Let The Fellow With The Ball Do The Fretting.

Last Year, I Was Sort Of A Kid And I Was A Little Scared, I Ain't Scared Any More.

Didn't Come Up Here To Read. Came Up Here To Hit.

I Had Many, Many, Many Death Threats. I Couldn't Open Letters For A Long Time, Because They All Had To Be Opened By Either The Fbi Or Somebody.

I Never Smile When I Have A Bat In My Hands. That's When You've Got To Be Serious. When I Get Out On The Field, Nothing's A Joke To Me. I Don't Feel Like I Should Walk Around With A Smile On My Face.