I'm Sure I've Devoted Enough Thought To

I Hope You Realize, In A Democracy, Laughter Is Assent.

We Owe An Historic Debt To American Indians. They Have A Unique Set Of Concerns That Haven’t Been Addressed And I’d Like To Stand With Them. Also, I’d Like To Get Their Views On Immigration.

I Believe In Not Attacking A Country Pre-emptively Unless You're Sure Of What You're Doing And You're Working With Allies.

Some Of George W. Bush's Friends Say That Bush Believes God Called Him To Be President During These Times Of Trial. But God Told Me That He/she/it Had Actually Chosen Al Gore By Making Sure That Gore Won The Popular Vote And, God Thought, The Electoral College. 'that Worked For Everyone Else,' God Said.

Minnesotans Know The Difference Between The Job Of Satirist And The Job Of Senator. And So Do I.