I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It.

My Father Used To Beat Me With His Belt...while It Was Still On Him.

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.

The Word Abbreviation Sure Is Long For What It Means.

The Problem With These Interviews Is That There's No Sarcastic Font.

I Am Not Into Publicity. I'm Not Good At It. I Get Anxiety About It.