I'm The Audience's Representative On Earth.

You're Never Too Old To Be Crazy.

Don't Sit As If You Have Nothing To Say. You Should Be Bursting With Things To Say. You Just Choose At This Particular Place And Time, Not To Say Them.

I'll Always Be There Because I'm A Skilled Professional Actor. Whether Or Not I've Any Talent Is Beside The Point.

The Quiet American Is Anti The People Who Took Them Into The Vietnam War.

The Trouble With Women? Elbows.