I'm The First To Admit This Whole

I Don't Believe In Bad People. I Believe That People, Somewhere Inside, Have The Potential To Realize Themselves.

My Psychiatrist Says I Have A Messiah Complex. But I Forgave Him.

I Don't Feel Any Pressure To Be Funny At All. I'm Funny Because I Want To Be Funny. I Could Sit Here And Be Serious For An Hour And You Would Go Away And Make Me Much Funnier Than I Am.

I've Never Been One To Sit Back And Go, 'i'd Better Do What The Audience Wants Me To Do, Because I Don't Want To Lose Them.'

There's Been A Thoughtfulness To Everything I Do. Even The Stupidest Things I Do Have Some Kind Of Point.