I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also

A Lot Of Stand-up Comedy Guys, When They Get A Little Famous, Just Give Up Their Stand-up Career, And It Cancels Out The Thing That Set Them Apart.

I Think I'm A Little Concussed.

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.

It's Unfortunate When Kids Get Hurt, But I Wish Parents Would Monitor What Their Kids Are Doing And Watching. It's Common Sense, Really.

Coal Mining Is Tough. Acting Is Just Tedious.