I'm The Guy In The Crowd Making

Believe It Or Not, I Have About The Same Success Rate As Anyone Else. Sometimes You Hit, Sometimes You Miss.

Sarah Palin Is Very Pro-life Of Course, Unless The Life Is That Of An Iraqi Civilian Or A Wolf Running Frantically From A Roaring Helicopter While Being Strafed With Ribbons Of Automatic Weapons Fire.

I'm Wide Open To Getting Married, But Actors Are Not Easy People To Date. You End Up Sharing That Person With This Other Mistress That Is Their Career. I Very Much Like The Traditional Courtship Method Of Making A Date. That's What They Do In Normal Places, But Hollywood's Not Normal.

At One Point, I Was Hell-bent On Being A Disney Animator, And Sort Of Got Over That In College And Wanted To Do My Own Stuff. You Know, Towards The End Of College I Had Actually Planned To Go To The Boston Conservatory Of Music For Musical Theater.

I Was A Big Fred Flintstone Fan.