I'm The Happiest The Saddest Guy In

I'm Sort Of Like A Maniac, And I Can't Get Out Of It.

I Want To Thank Gus Van Sant For Selling Out So That I Could Use His Editor Curtis Clayton, Who Did A Great Job.

I Constantly Try To Reinvent My Sensibilities And My Ideas. I Enjoy Some Of The Satisfaction That I Get When I Feel Good About What I've Done. But The Process Is Quite Lonely And Quite Painful.

I Never Wanted To Be An Actor. I Never Want To Be An Actor. I Want To Be A Movie Star. The Whole Idea Of Having To Act Is Too Gruesome. It's Too Ambitious For Me.

I Never Apologized For Anything In My Life. The Only Thing I'm Sorry About Is Putting A Curse On Roger Ebert's Colon. If A Fat Pig Like Roger Ebert Doesn't Like My Movie, Then I'm Sorry For Him.