I'm The Kind Of Person That Likes

Liquor Prohibition Led To The Rise Of Organized Crime In America, And Drug Prohibition Has Led To The Rise Of The Gang Problems We Have Now.

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

When I Did Comic Relief, I Did It To Be On The Show; It's A Badge Of Honor As A Comedian To Do That Show.

I Could Still Eat A Cheeseburger If I Wanted To. I Just Can't Have Them Every Day.

Libertarians Are Essentially What The Republicans Were 30 Years Ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd All Fit More Under The Libertarian Label Than The Modern Day Republican Label.