I'm The Kind Of Person That Likes

I Used To Go To The Library All The Time When I Was Kid. As A Teenager, I Got A Book On How To Write Jokes At The Library, And That, In Turn, Launched My Comedy Career.

I Don't Run Outside, Honestly. Sometimes I Go Out Around My House, But Mainly It's The Stupid Treadmill. I Wish I Had A Better Answer, But I'm Very Businesslike About My Runs.

I Think A Lot Of People Are Afraid Of Freedom. They Want Their Lives To Be Controlled, To Be Put Into A Box... Why Should Someone Put A Limit On How Much Fun I Can Have, How Much I Can Accomplish?

I Don't Have A Bluetooth Thing On My Ear. That Bugs Me.

I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.