I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

... [woman Suffrage] Has Made Little Difference Beyond Doubling The Number Of Voters. There Is No Woman's Vote As Such. They Divide Up Just About As Men Do.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.