I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.