I'm The Straw That Stirs The Drink.

The Way Things Are Going The Faces On Next Year's Bubble-gum Cards Will Be Lawyers.

I Couldn't Quit, Because Of All The Kids, And The Blacks, And The Little People Pulling For Me. I Represent Both The Underdog And The Overdog In Our Society.

Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

The Greatest Manager Has A Knack For Making Ballplayers Think They Are Better Than They Think They Are.

I Didn't Come To New York To Be A Star. I Brought My Star With Me.