I'm The Woman Who Used To Think

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.