I'm The Woman Who Used To Think

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.

I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said To One, What Do You Have In Lingerie? She Says, More Than You'll Ever Have!