I'm There To Make People Laugh. I'm

It's So Obvious The Weather Channel Is Pro Hurricane. Fair And Balanced My Ass.

I'm Much More Interested In Making People Laugh Than Getting Applause Breaks.

I Realize I Look Very Hip Hop But I'm Really More Emo With A Definite Brazilian Flavor.

I Always Want My Standup Act To Appeal To Everybody In The Room, And When I Started Standup, And I Would See People Talk About Their Kids And Their Wife, And I'd Always Cringe A Little Bit, Like, 'i Can't Get A Date, I Don't Know What You're Talking About.'

Whenever One Of My Children Says, 'goodnight, Daddy,' I Always Think To Myself, 'you Don't Mean That.