I'm Too Awkward To Date, I Think.

I Don't Let Myself 'surf' On The Web, Or I Would Probably Drown.

I Have A Way Of Dealing With Situations Where I Come Off Awkward, Or People Think I’m Purposely Trying To Make Things Uncomfortable. But Normally I’m Talking Really Slowly Or There’s A Lot Of Silence Because There’s Just Nothing Going On. I’m Just Totally Freaking Out, But From The Outside Perspective It Looks Like I’m In Control.

I Realized Two Things From An Early Age - I Was Insane And Had Some Kind Of Comedic Thing Going On. My Brain Was Wired To Think About Things In Terms Of How Funny They Were.

My People Would Love It If I Smiled More, If I Was More 'approachable.'

My First Boyfriend That I Ever Had, Actually Sang A Song That He Wrote For Me On-stage To Ask Me Out. That Was Pretty Romantic.