I'm Too Nervous To Eat Before I

As The Tories Know, The Problem With Setting Yourself Up As A Shining Example For Others To Follow Is That When You Get Caught Out, That Proverbial Substance Really Hits The Fan.

I've Never Been A Fan Of Euphemism.

They Say Revenge Is A Dish Best Eaten Cold, But For Most People, By The Time It's Ready To Eat, They Just Don't Fancy It Any More.

I Don't Know If We Will Ever Try Again Because Those Sort Of Things Are Very Hard To Organise But Yes, I've Known Doon For Years And John As Well But I Hadn't Met Will Before, And He Turned Out To Be A Good Laugh.

Even When I Wasn't Overweight I Was Never One Of Those Girls Or Women Who Wanted To Look Nice. I Always Thought It Wasn't Important.