I'm Too Old To Make Drawings.

Euphemisms Are Unpleasant Truths Wearing Diplomatic Cologne.

As Far As I Know, You Can Fancy Someone, You Can Enjoy Their Company Or You Can Wish Them Well. But What Being In Love Is, I Don't Know.

The Law Is Simply Expediency Wearing A Long White Dress.

The Scots Are Very Hospitable; Almost As Hospitable As The Americans.

Now You Can Leave Home At Any Time You Like.your Mother Comes Down And Finds A Picture Of The Eiffel Tower On Her Plate. And She Says, 'oh! Rosemary's Gone To Paris. No Wonder The Bathroom Was So Tidy.' And Nobody Minds. But In My Day, To Go Abroad With All Those Wicked Frenchmen, What Would Become Of Them? So No-one Ever Went Anywhere.