I'm Trying To Be A Comedian, You

I Always Wanted To Be A Cowboy, And Jedi Knights Are Basically Cowboys In Space, Right?

If Someone Stands In The Way Of True Justice, You Simply Walk Up Behind Them, And Stab Them In The Heart.

Men Fear Most What They Cannot See.

Yes, I'm Catholic; I'm Proud Of It. But I Had Lots Of Protestant Friends.

The Whole Awards Thing Is Great. Why? Because The Golden Globes, The Academy Awards, They Put A Focus On The Industry, And That Focus Translates Into People Buying Tickets To See Movies Or Download Films, Legitimately Download Them. And It Keeps Us All At Work. So I'm A Big Fan Of Award Shows.