I'm Trying To Be Really Coy, And

Religion Theme Aside, Most Of The Time I'm In Some Sort Of Comedy And I'm A Straight Man And It's Really Just, Let's Wind This Guy Up And See Him Explode.

I Didn't Want To Come Up With Some Generic Johnny Bravo Type Name. I'm Not That Cool, So I Might As Well Stick With My Birth Name.

I Collect Watches Because I'm Always Late, And I Need To Know Exactly How Late I'm Going To Be - In Order To Come Up With A Good Excuse.

I'm The Quiet Bass Player.

There Are People That Have Only Seen Me In Dramatic Stuff And They Go, "oh, I Didn't Know You Could Do Comedy," And Then There Are Comedy People That Go, "oh, I Didn't Know You Could Do Drama." I Want To Try To Do Both.