I'm Twice As Old, But I Feel

Papa Didn't Cuss, He Didn't Raise A Whole Lot Of Fuss. But When We Did Wrong, Papa Beat The Hell Out Of Us.

I'd Rather Be Jack Be Smart, Than Jack Be Quick. Watch Out For The Man With The Big Fat Licking Stick.

I Started Michael Years Ago. I Saw Him In Gary, Indiana, And We'd Have Him On The Talent Shows. He Kind Of Emulated Me, And Did The Best He Could.

The Hardest Thing About Being James Brown Is I Have To Live. I Don't Have No Down Time.

I Got A Wife Who Likes Expensive Things, So She Takes All The Cash.