I'm Very Lazy, I Hate To Work.

It's Very Important When Making A Friend To Check And See If They Have A Private Plane. People Think A Good Personality Trait In A Friend Is Kindness Or A Sense Of Humor. No, In A Friend A Good Personality Trait Is A Gulfstream.

I Do Not Believe In God. I Believe In Cashmere.

I Always Liked People Who Are Older. Of Course, Every Year It Gets Harder To Find Them.

I Hate Writing. I Will Do Anything To Avoid It. The Only Way I Could Write Less Was If I Was Dead.

I Prefer Dead Writers Because You Don't Run Into Them At Parties.