I'm Very Proud Of My Gold Pocket

Don't Knock Masturbation. It's Sex With Someone I Love.

My Father Owned A Small Piece Of Land. He Carried It With Him Wherever He Went.

You Know What My Philosophy Of Life Is? That It’s Important To Have Some Laughs, But You Got To Suffer A Little Too, Because Otherwise You Miss The Whole Point To Life.

I Think You Should Defend To The Death Their Right To March, And Then Go Down And Meet Them With Baseball Bats. (on The Kkk)

A Deranged Person Is Supposed To Have The Strength Of Ten Men. I Have The Strength Of One Small Boy... With Polio.