I'm Very Proud To Be British, And

This Person They Make Me Out To Be Irritates The Hell Out Of Me As Well.

He (david Beckham) Does Have A Huge One, Though. He Does. You Can See It In The Advert. It Is All His. It Is Like A Tractor Exhaust Pipe!

And While Everybody Was Busy Laughing, What Was I Doing? I Was Laying The Foundation To What I Have In Place Now.

I Was An Okay Singer. I Was An Okay Dancer. But Acting? Never Could Do It.

I Think As I Have Got Older, I Have Got A Bit More Relaxed, Although You Might Not Think That If You Heard Me Screaming At My Kids.