I'm Very Sane About How Crazy I

This Actress Named Lisa Eilbacher. I Was Up For The Part In Shampoo And Friends Of Mine Kept Telling Me She Was Going Around Saying All These Bad Things About Me. It's Like We're Still In The Sixth Grade Sometimes.

I Was Born Into Big Celebrity. It Could Only Diminish.

Believe Me, I Didn't Think There Was Some Princely Family I Belonged To.

I Never Really Saw [my Father] At All When I Was Growing Up.

I've Never Met A Deadline I Couldn't Miss. I Make Sure My Editors Know This.