I’m Waiting For The Day When Rush

My Books Are Shelved In Different Places, Depending On The Bookstore. Sometimes They Can Be Found In The Mystery Section, Sometimes In The Humor Department, And Occasionally Even In The Literature Aisle, Which Is Somewhat Astounding.

The Thieves Of Manhattan Is A Sly And Cutting Riff On The Book-publishing World That Is Quite Funny Unless You Happen To Be An Author, In Which Case The Novel Will Make You Consider A More Sensible Profession-like Being A Rodeo Clown, For Example, Or A Crab-fisherman In The Bering Sea.

I Love Reality Shows. The Folks Who Dream Up Some Of These Concepts Are Either Geniuses, Or Totally Stoned.

I’m Waiting For The Day When Rush Limbaugh’s Pharmacist Writes A Book.

I'd Love To See A Good Script Of One Of My Books, In These Years Of Animations And Comic Book Sequels, And Had So Many Written Over The Years, But None Quite Clicked.