I’m Worse At What I Do Best.

Total Peace After Death, Becoming Someone Else, Is The Best Hope I've Got.

I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee-shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

I Only Remember A Few Things About Jimmy Carter. He Had Big Lips And Liked Peanuts. I Now Know That Jimmy Carter Was And Is A Good Man.

Zits Are Beauty Marks.

I Never Really Knew About My Ancestors Until This Year, When I Learned That The Name Cobain Was Irish. My Parents Had Never Bothered To Find That Stuff Out.