I'm Writing Constantly About All My Crazy

I've Always Been Loud And Obnoxious And Sneaking My Way Into Things, And So I Feel Like I've Snuck My Way Onto The Lollapalooza Lineup, And I'm Going To Sneak My Way Into Whatever Else I Get To Do.

I Don't Wear A Lot Of High Heels.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine.

I Don't Even Think Of Myself As A Quote, Unquote Star - That's Really Douchey. I Think Of Myself As Just Like . . . A Dance Commander. You Have To Have Dance Parties All Day And Night, And You Always Have To Be Excited About Having A Dance Party. You Have To Have A Dance Party In Milan One Day, And Then Wake Up And Have A Dance Party At, Like, Four In The Morning On National Television In L.a. The Next Day. The Hours Are Insane.

My Makeup Is Usually Left Over From The Night Before.