I Make My Stand And Remain As

To Live Outside The Law, You Must Be Honest.

I Set My Monkey On The Log, And Ordered Him To Do The Dog. He Wagged His Tail And Shook His Head, And He Went And Did The Cat Instead.

You Don't Count The Dead, When God's On Your Side.

One Was Texas Medicine, The Other Was Just Railroad Gin, And Like A Fool I Mixed Them.

So I Cut Off My Hair And I Rode Straight Away, To The Wild Unknown Country Where I Could Not Go Wrong.