I Make No Claim To Being A

Get Me Well So I Can Get On Television And Tell People To Stop Smoking.

There's Just One Thing I Can't Figure Out. My Income Tax!

I'm An Interpreter Of Stories. When I Perform It's Like Sitting Down At My Piano And Telling Fairy Stories.

I Was A Guinea Pig For Some Hoodlums Who Thought They Could Hurt Me And Frighten Me And Keep Other Negro Entertainers From The South.

If You Ever Plan To Motor West, Travel My Way, Take The Highway That Is Best. Get Your Kicks, On Route Sixty-six.