I Married My Husband Who Is Thirteen

Sometimes I Say Things That I Think Are Obviously Sarcastic And People Take Them Quite Literally.

The Things That Happen In Your Life Are Either Your Choices Or Opportunities And Lessons The Universe Has Put Before You. Life On Earth Is Like College And We're All Just Trying To Pass The Courses.

You Have To Be Aware That Whenever You Leave Your House, You're Probably Going To Be Photographed By Someone Somewhere. Maybe Those Pictures Will Surface. Maybe They Won't. Maybe Those Videos Will Surface. Maybe They Won't. But You Have To Always Be Aware That It Could Be Happening.

My Sense Of Humor Doesn't Translate Well Into Print, Some Of The Things I Say Can Be Offensive Or Found Offensive Even Though I Don't Mean Them That Way. So I Have Been Told To Try And Censor Myself Here And There. I'm Trying, But I'm Not Really Succeeding At It.

We Live In This World Where Loosing Our Phones Are More Dramatic Than Loosing Our Virginity.