I Married Way Out Of My Pay

You Get To A Point Where You Have To Start Planning, When You Cross That Line Where You Have Enough Value To Get Someone's Movie Made If You Attach Yourself To It, You Have To Be Very Thoughtful And Have To Plan. When You're Starting Out, You're Willing To Do Anything.

I've Done All Kinds Of Cool Things As An Actor - I've Jumped Out Of Helicopters And Done Some Daring Stunts And Played Baseball In A Professional Stadium, But None Of It Means Anything Compared To Being Somebody’s Daddy.

Most Of The Writers In Tv Are From L.a. Or New York, And Those Are Places Where People Are Cynical And Snarky. And They Fly From L.a. To New York In An Airplane Over This Vast, Expansive Land Where People Aren't Snarky; They're A Lot More Like The Parks And Recreation Characters.

When You Look At Pictures Of Me, The Longer My Hair Is, The Longer My Facial Hair Is, That's Just The Longer I Haven't Gotten A Job.

My Favorite Way To Blow Off Steam Is To Sing Obnoxiously Loud In The Shower.