I May Be A Fool, But I

Maybe There Would Be A Tinker City Someday, Too. They Would Buy Up All Of The Colored Dye, And Everyone Else In The World Would Ave To Wear Brown.' -mat

And His Paths Shall Be Many, And Who Shall Know His Name, For He Shall Be Beorn Among Us Many Times, In Many Guises, As He Has Been And Ever Will Be, Time Without End. His Coming Shall Be Like The Sharp Edge Of The Plow, Turning Our Lives In Furrows Form Out Of The Places Where We Lie In Our Silence. The Breaker Of Binds; The Forger Of Chains. The Maker Of Futures; The Unshaper Of Destiny. -from Commentaries On The Prophecies Of The Dragon, By Jurith Dorine, Right Hand To The Queen Of Almoren, 742 Ab, The Third Age

In Shinear, A Woman [is] Safe Anywhere, Any Time-except From Trollocs And Myrddraal, Of Course-and Any Man [will] Die To See It So.

There Is Some Delight In Ale And Wine And Some In Girls With Ankles Fine But My Delight, Yes Always Mine Is To Dance With Jak O’ The Shadows We Will Toss The Dice However They Fall And Snuggle The Girls Be They Short Or Tall Then Follow Lord Mat Whenever He Calls To Dance With Jak O’ The Shadows.

Almost Dead Yesterday, Maybe Dead Tomorrow, But Alive, Gloriously Alive, Today. -- Mat Cauthon