I May Be A Man, But I

Like When I Host A Party. I Hope My Guests Get Along. But If Not, How Interesting!

The Very Idea Of Printing My Diary Has Always Struck Me As Completely Superficial.

Sometimes The Name Is Funnier Than The Game Itself.

I Was In Such A Creative Groove After Turning In My Last Book (the Andy Cohen Diaries: A Deep Look At A Shallow Year) That I Decided To Keep Writing In The Hope That I'd One Day Do A Sequel.

Dinner 'conversation' At The Cohens' Meant My Sister, Mom, And I Relaying In Brutal Detail The Day's Events In A State Of Amplified Hysteria, While My Father Listened To His Own Smooth Jazz Station In His Head.