I Mean, Personally, I Would Have Had

Let's Face It, It's Only Called Scrubs Because I'm Saving 'zach Braff' For My Autobiography.

My Tears Cure Cancer Too, It's Just That I Laugh At Cancer Patients.

Working On 'scrubs' Made Me Feel Guilty Because I Realized That If I Had Decided To Become An Actual Doctor, Instead Of Just Playing One, I Could Probably Have Found A Cure To Cancer Within Five Years.

Well, I'm Not Saying That America Is A Bad Place Or Anything. I Just Think 9/11 Needed To Happen Sooner Or Later.

It's Hard For Me Not To Be Extraordinarily Cute. I Had To Fight It.