I Met The Oddest Little Fellow Today,

We Could Mate. In A Year Our Nestlings Would Be Large Enough To Mob Anyone We Like...should I Begin To Court You? Do You Like Grubs Or Ants Better?...i Will Be Here. In Case You Change Your Mind About Mating.

I Distrust Any Advice That Contains The Words 'ought' Or 'should'.

Either I've Turned Stupid, Or Life's Turned Hard.

What If Custom Is Wrong? Demanded The Part Of Her That Believed In The Code Of Chivalry. A Knight Must Set Things Right.

Just Because I'm No Jaw Clacker Doesn't Mean There Should Be A Ruction Put Up Whenever I Have Sommat To Say.