I Met This Girl, She Was An

Onions Make Me Sad, A Lot Of People Don't Realize That. When I'm Cutting Onions, I'm Sad. Because The Plight Of Onions, It's Sad. But People Don't Realize I'm Actually Crying - They Think I'm Just Reacting.

An Escalator Can Never Break: It Can Only Become Stairs.

I Think Pickles Are Cucumbers That Sold Out.

I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are Better When They Fall.

I Bought Myself A Parrot, But It Did Not Say "i'm Hungry", And So It Died.