I Must Quit Marrying Men Who Feel

Dirt Makes A Man Look Masculine. Let Your Hair Blow In The Wind, And All That. It's Ok. All You Have To Do Is Look Neat When You Have To Look Neat.

I'm A Sworn Enemy Of Convention. I Despite The Conventional In Anything, Even The Arts. I Paint Canvasses On The Floor And Drove One Art Teacher Out Of His Mind. But That's Just The Way I Paint Best.

If You Use Your Imagination, You Can Look At Any Actress And See Her Nude... I Hope To Make You Use Your Imagination.

I Have Never Seen A Wrestling Match Or A Prize Fight, And I Don't Want To. When I Find Out A Man Is Interested In These Sports, I Drop Him.

If I Were To Name My Favorite Pastime, I'd Have To Say Talking About Myself. I Love It And I Think Most Other People Do Too. We Need, People Like Us, More Listeners And Less Talkers.