I Must Uphold My Ideals, For Perhaps

I Want To Write, But More Than That, I Want To Bring Out All Kinds Of Things That Lie Buried Deep In My Heart.

I Am What A Romantic Movie Is To A Profound Thinker - A Mere Diversion, A Comic Interlude, Something That Is Soon Forgotten.

I Also Have A Brand-new Prescription For Gunfire Jitters: When The Shooting Gets Loud, Proceed To The Nearest Wooden Staircase. Run Up And Down A Few Times, Making Sure To Stumble At Least Once. What With The Scratches And The Noise Of Running And Falling, You Won't Even Be Able To Hear The Shooting, Much Less Worry About It. Yours Truly Has Put This Magic Formula To Use, With Great Success!

Boys Will Be Boys. And Even That Wouldn't Matter If Only We Could Prevent Girls From Being Girls.

You Can Always Give Something, Even If It Is Only Kindness.