I Nauseate Walking; 'tis A Country Diversion,

I Am A Fool, I Know It; And Yet, Heaven Help Me, I'm Poor Enough To Be A Wit.

You Are A Woman: You Must Never Speak What You Think; Your Words Must Contradict Your Thoughts, But Your Actions May Contradict Your Words.

He That First Cries Out Stop Thief, Is Often He That Has Stolen The Treasure.

Though Marriage Makes Man And Wife One Flesh, It Leaves 'em Still Two Fools.

I Came Up Stairs Into The World, For I Was Born In A Cellar.