I Ne'er Could Any Luster See In

Though I Never Scruple A Lie To Serve My Master, It Hurts One's Conscience To Be Found Out!

I Hate To See Prudence Clinging To The Green Suckers Of Youth; 'tis Like Ivy Round A Sapling, And Spoils The Growth Of The Tree.

It Is Not My Interest To Pay The Principal, Nor My Principle To Pay The Interest.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.

He Is The Very Pineapple Of Politeness.