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My Sense Of Style Is An Old Polo Shirt, Jeans And, Unfortunately For The Longest Time, White Running Shoes, Which Was Not Attractive. The One Thing I've Learned About Clothes Is To Ask A Girl.

In Television Or A Movie I Bring My Own Ego And Consequently Can Mess Up. In The Theatre I Learnt Very Quickly To Shut Up And Listen. Now I Am Able To Get Out Of My Own Way.

I Was A Guy Who Wanted To Become Famous. There Was Steam Coming Out Of My Ears, I Wanted To Be Famous So Badly. You Want The Attention, You Want The Bucks, And You Want The Best Seat In The Restaurant. I Didn't Think What The Repercussions Would Be.

Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.

I Can Tell If Someone Is Talking To Me Because I'm On 'friends' Or Cause They Just Think I'm Neat. You Know I Don't Think I've Ever Spent More Than Five Or Ten Minutes With Somebody Who Was Ogling Me Because They Recognized Me From The Show.