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What Is An Imaginary Friend? Are There Also Imaginary Enemies?

When An Attractive But Aloof ("cool") Man Comes Along, There Are Some Of Us Who Offer To Shine His Shoes With Our Underpants. There Are Thousands Of Scientific Concepts As To Why This Is So, And Yes, Yes, It's Very Sick But None Of This Helps.

I Am Not Sure How Much I Would Like Being Married If I Wasn't Married To Him. A Man Who Likes Flea Markets And Isn't Gay? I Knew I Was Lucky.

People Think That Whatever I Put Into Strips Has Happened To Me In My Life.

The Thing I Call ‘my Mind’ Seems To Be Kind Of Like A Landlord That Doesn’t Really Know Its Tenants.