I Need To Write To Be Happy.

If You Can't Dance On It, It Isn't Coffee.

I'd Rather Be Screwed Up With You Than Smooth With Anybody Else.

Men Shake Hands After They Beat Each Other Up; We Eat Chocolate.

She Was Singed, Bleeding, Bruised, And Furiously Alive.

Love Is Very Funny Business. And Sex - Well, Let's Face It, Sex Is Hysterical.