I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

The Movie People Would Have Nothing To Do With Me Until They Heard Me Speak In A Broadway Play, Then They All Wanted To Sign Me For The Silent Movies.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.