I Never Felt So Much At Home

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

Prostitutes, More Than Any Other Profession, Help Keep American Marriages Together.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.