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There's Something Really Cool About Scaring Children. Traumatize A Generation, That's What It's All About.

I Can't See What's Wrong About Assuming Intelligence In Your Audience And What's Bad News About Being Rewarded For Assuming That.

It's A Funny Thing About Stories. It Doesn't Feel Like You Make Them Up, More Like You Find Them. You Type And Type And You Know You Haven't Got It Yet, Because Somewhere Out There, There's That Perfect Thing -- The Unexpected Ending That Was Always Going To Happen. That Place You've Always Been Heading For, But Never Expected To Go.

Sherlock Holmes Can Be Wise And Funny. He Wasn't, At The Beginning. But Later On, He's Got A Bantering Relationship With Loads Of People. He's Got A Wisdom That He Didn't Have In The Early Stage. But He Stays On The Mountain Top, And He Will Die Up There. He's Not Going To Change That.

What Is Immutable About Sherlock Holmes? He Favors Reason Over Emotion, But Actually Underneath That, There Is A Lot Of Emotion Going On. You Can't Suddenly Make Him Ordinary Because He Would Hate That. He's Not Suddenly Going To Be Somebody Else.