I Never Had A Bad Night In

I'd Rather Not Throw The Ball At All.

I Was Never Nervous When I Had The Ball, But When I Let Go I Was Scared To Death.

The Secret Of My Success Was Clean Living And A Fast Outfield.

I Want To Thank All My Teammates Who Scored So Many Runs And Joe Dimaggio, Who Ran Down So Many Of My Mistakes.

We Lost 14 Straight. Then We Had A Game Rained Out And It Felt So Good We Had A Victory Dinner.