I Never Had The Confidence To Say

The Democrats Should Have An Empty Chair On Stage For The Entire Dnc, And When Anyone Asks Who It Belongs To, They Can Say Osama Bin Laden.

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.

Karaoke Isn't Fair When You're A Comedian. The Whole Idea Is To Get People Laughing And Enjoying Themselves, And I'm A Professional Funny Guy.

I Had Always Been - Everybody Kind Of Likes Comedy. I Was Very Interested In Comedy, Beyond Just Liking It. I Had Friends That Took Apart Radios; I Wanted To Take Apart Jokes.

Bill Cosby Was The First Comedian I Was Exposed To, Because He Doesn't Curse.