I Never Have Actually Had A Girl

I Had My Two Front Teeth Knocked Out By A Sixth Grader In First Grade.

I Hated High School. I Didn't Have Any Friends Because I Didn't Fit In.

Our Biggest Regrets Are Not For The Things We Have Done But For The Things We Haven't Done.

To All The Girls Out There Who Think Being Funny Is Not Sexy, You Are Wrong!

Trust Me, High School Ends. You Graduate And Get Away From All The People You Never Want To See Again-it's All Good.