I Never Intended For The Monster Ball

My Father [joe Germanotta] Opened A Restaurant. It's So Amazing... It's So Freaking Delicious, But I'm Telling You I Gain Five Pounds Every Time I Go In There.

Every Video I'm In, Every Magazine Cover, They Stretch You; They Make You Perfect. It's Not Real Life.

I Feel That Flip-flops Are The Downfall Of Many Relationships. It's, Like, First It's The Flip-flops, And Then It's The Sweatpants...it's The Gateway Drug To No Sex.

They Say That This Country Is Free, And They Say That This Country Is Equal, But It Is Not Equal If It's 'sometimes'...we Need Change Now. We Demand Actions Now.

I Am The Center Of Attention In My Job Every Single Day; The Thought Of A Wedding To Me Is Exhausting. Why Would I Put Myself Through That?