I Never Knew How Much Love And

If I Said To Most Of The People Who Auditioned, 'good Job, Awesome, Well Done,' It Would Have Made Me Actually Look And Feel Ridiculous. It's Quite Obvious Most Of The People Who Turned Up For This Audition Were Hopeless.

I Like Spaghetti Bolognese, I Like Baked Beans On Toast. I Hate French Food. I Hate Fancy Food.

I Was So Tired, Wasn't Having Fun Any More, And Wasn't Sure If I Wanted To Do This Any Longer. So I Turned My Phone Off And Sorted My Head Out. It Was The Opposite Of A Breakdown Really, It Was A Break-up - I Got Rid Of All The Idiots, Realised My Job Was Supposed To Be Fun, And Got On With My Life.

I Have Always Hated Celebrities Lecturing People On Politics.

We Have Hated The French For Years. Now You Have Just Joined The Club. It Makes You Much More Likable.